San Francisco, CA - The Shiba Nation was shocked today to learn that the deep feud between Shibas and Corgis was all part of an elaborate set-up. During pawhaustive investigation of security breaches in the Shiba world, and the rigging of online contests, it was discovered the Corgis had indeed been framed - by a secret organization of squirrels.
The ring master of the Squirrels Againsts Corgis and Shibas (or SACS) was apprehended in a high speed chase last Friday evening after surveillance footage caught him breaking into secret Shiba cheeze stores in Sonoma, CA. In a signed confession. Howard B. Nutter confessed to leading an army of squirrels in "inappropriate" deeds in order to start a war between the Shibas and Corgis. He said, quote: "If they is chasing each other, then them dogs have no time for chasing us squirrels. It was really a matter of survival!"
Based on Nutter’s full confession, Corgi Lawyer and a representative for Shibas met to discuss a Cheese Piece Accord to end the feuding. Said Corgi Lawyer “Whew, I'm glad that is over." Shiba representative, "Anonymous" said "Do I really have to give him this cheeze stick? Really?"
There is an ongoing investigation into the extent of the squirrel plot as Nutter provides details of his organization in exchange for witness protection from squirrels, Corgis, Shibas and cats.
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